Tip Your Undertaker

Your undertaker will be the last person on earth to take care of you. It is human nature to want your body taken care of after you're gone…

There are several ways to make that happen: wills, contracts, making friends with the local grave keeper… However, all of these ways seem a bit elementary. I mean, what happens if you die overseas? All your preparation and the friendship with the local undertaker becomes worthless!!!

To me, the only sure fire way to make sure your body is taken care at the end is to tip the undertaker. And seeing that you don’t know when you’re going to die, you have to have some way of making sure that the tip is with you at all times.[@more@]

Hence, a gold crown.

That’s right. Install a beautiful gold crown in the back of your mouth and, presto, you have a tip for your undertaker!!!  (glue sold separately)

No more worries. No legal fees. No more late night beer runs with the local grave keeper.

You are set. Live life to the fullest as you know that your body will be taken care off – right after your gold tooth has been removed.